BONE is out again!!!

This post is for my cousin Keegan N. , and my friends Brandon M. and Cameron C.

The 6th BONE book is now in stores!

For those who don't know what BONE is check out the BONE official website.

For those who have or are kids who would be interested in BONE check out the scholastic BONE website.

For those who know what BONE is check out the BONE game demo download.

Remember BONE books aren't just books.


Remember BONE books aren't just graphic novles.

BONE books are entertainment!

Joe Gotsablog signing off!!

Ugly...or Cute?

Pee Wee Martini, right, gets acquainted with his competition, Rascal.

Most of the entrants were Chinese Crested, a breed that features a Mohawk, bug eyes and a long tongue.

UGLY!

Sam, a Chinese Crested who died in 2005, set a high standard for ugly. He won in 2003, 2004 and 2005. Here, he chews on his leg.

CUTE!

Pee Wee Martini, a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Japanese Chin mix, looks over his owner Kristin Maszkiewicz’s shoulder.

Ugly or Cute?

Thirteen-year-old competitor Poppy gets a kiss from his owner, Tamara.

Poppy, who was rescued from a puppy mill earlier this year, must be fed by spoon because he lost all his teeth and has a jaw deformity.

The WINNER!

After being named the world’s second ugliest last year, Elwood, a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix, is sitting pretty this year as the ultimate ugly dog.

Elwood, who is often referred to as “Yoda” or “E.T.,” competed against 13 other dogs at the Sonoma-Marin County Fair’s annual ugly dog contest in Petaluma, California, on Friday, June 22.

A Story

Hi! This story happened about 3 years ago, and is entirely true ..... at least as true as it needs to be.Let`s get started!


It was just an ordinary day at school. "C`mon bell," I thought. "Ring!" "Josiah would you please do question 5 on the-" "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!" "Saved!" Now it just so happens that we were working on our new house before we moved in. My friend Mikel lived across the street. So me and Mikel, oops sorry! Mikel and I were going to his house for lunch. "So, anything new happen at school today?" asked Mikel`s mom, Dee. "Well, we have a student teacher," I replied "Her name is Miss... Miss... oh I`ll tell you later." We had mac & cheese to eat. "They're super hero kind," said Dee. I had spider man, Mikel had hulk. "Mikel you`re Green, and Josiah your fork is stuck to your hand!" shouted Dee. This seemed strangely familiar. "Mikel, room,NOW!!!", I shouted. "Mikel we`re turning into Superheros!!" "Cool but first can I finish my lunch first?" This story comes to an end but I`ll tell you one more thing. Mikel, I mean Hulk and I work for North America, protecting them from evil villains and giant robots. And guess what???? They`re making movies about us. My 3rd movie is coming to theaters on Friday. Until next time I`m your friendly neighbourhood Spiderman!!!!!!!!!!

BIG BIG BIG DOG!

Hercules was recently awarded the honourable distinction of Worlds Biggest Dog by Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff and has a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds.

With "paws the size of softballs" (reports the Boston Herald), the three-year-old monster is far larger and heavier than his breed's standard 200lb. Limit. Hercules owner Mr. Flynn says that Hercules weight is natural and not induced by a bizarre diet: "I fed him normal food and he just grew".... And grew... And grew... And grew.

Darth Balloon

Cool Dath Balloon

HUGE FROG

Graeme Sawyer holds a 40 cm long cane toad near Darwin, Australia.

Associated Press

DARWIN, Australia -- An environmental group said Tuesday it had captured a "monster" toad the size of a small dog.

With a body the size of a football and weighing nearly 2 pounds, the toad is among the largest specimens ever captured in Australia, according to Frogwatch coordinator Graeme Sawyer.

"It's huge, to put it mildly," he said. "The biggest toads are usually females but this one was a rampant male ... I would hate to meet his big sister."

The New Record

Hi,

I`ll just make this short and sweet. Last night I pulled out 2 teeth. To make it even better I pulled out 2 teeth this morning. My 2 molars fell down the drain. So now I only have my 2 eye teeth. I am the fam's toothless wonder.
Bye, Joe out!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Family Business

HI THERE !!!!!!!!!!

It is your new friendly blogger Josiah!
If you come to our house & give us 10 dollars and and a plain t-shirt we will create a cool shirt for you!


In-till next time,
Cheerio!!! Josiah out!!!

First Post

On my blog I will have new jokes every week. Here's this week's jokes:

Q What is a cat's favorite cereal?
A Mice Krispies.

Q What do an elephant and a tree have in common?
A They both have trunks.

Q What do you call a fly that lives at McDonald's?
A A French Fly.

Bobby: I can't figure out this math problem.
Teacher: Really? Any 5-year-old should get it.
Bobby: No wonder. I'm 9.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!
JOSIAH